“Death -oh- Death”. Everybody sing it now. The last cellphone
call will be made to us all some day, regardless. Most of us wont know
when or where or in what form. The big D has a way of creeping up and
surprising the dumbfounded or snatching the innocent. Death can cause
howling and screaming or a calm transition into the mysterious
hereafter, and sometimes “The Slayer” just seems to ignore what is most
obviously a bulls eye. The following list contains ten unbelievable
but amazingly true accounts of human beings that beat death. Some of
these “cheaters of death” are still among us (as of this posting). In no
particular order, here are some of my favorites.
10
Isidro Mejia
He’s nail free today, but in 2004, Mejia was doing construction work
on the roof of a house when he fell. The fall didn’t kill him, but the
six 3 1/2 inch nails that accidentally shot into his neck and skull
certainly should have. He survived because the nails barely missed his
brain stem and spinal cord.
9
Richard Blass
In 1968, the first mafia attempt against this canadian gangster took
place. Two hired gunmen entered a bar where he was enjoying some drinks.
Although shot at multiple times, Blass was able to escape unscathed.
Two weeks later, Blass was tracked by the mafia in a motel named “Le
Manoir de Plaisance”, in a Montreal suburb. The motel was set on fire
and three people died, but Blass escaped the blaze. Police investigation
indicated arson as the fire’s cause.
In October, Richard Blass was injured by shots to the head and back
after being ambushed with his partner inside a garage. The two were able
to save their lives by driving through the garage door. Blass required
hospitalization for his wounds.
In January, 1969, a bungled bank robbery and a shot cop, put Blass in
jail. Within the first year of serving four consecutive terms of ten
years in jail, Blass managed to escape. He was caught, thrown back in
the slammer, and escaped a second time. With a spurt of freedom, and
blood in his eyes, he set out and killed two co-conspirators in a bar,
that had testified against him. Everyone else in the bar was locked in
and the place set on fire. Three days later, Blass’ death finally came
when he was shot 23 times.
During his life Blass was given the nickname, “The Cat”, because of his luck in evading death.
8
Ahad Israfil
“I try to appreciate things a lot more. You never know what moment
you won’t be there.” In 1987, an accidental discharge of a gun blew half
of 14 year old Israfil’s brains away, yet he survived and later
graduated with honors.
Doctors were able to fill the hole with a silicone block, “the flap
of skin was pulled over and hair grew back, giving him a fairly normal
appearance.” Cranioplast was used to put the “icing on the cake”
(Dayton Daily News)
7
Vesna Vulovic
It was 26 days into 1972, when 22 year old flight attendant, Vesna
Vulovic found herself at 33,000 feet in the air and quickly descending
to the earth without a parachute. JAT Flight JU 367 had been cruising
over Srbska-Kamenice (now the Czech Republic) when an explosion occurred
(The terrorist group, Croatian National Movement was named as
responsible for the deaths of all but one) and as astonishing as it
sounds V.V. survived with a “fractured skull, two broken legs and three
broken vertebrae, which left her temporarily paralyzed from the waist
down. She regained the use of her legs after surgery and continues to
fly sporadically” She holds the Guiness World Record for the highest
freefall.
6
Ludger Sylbaris
On the day before the Pelee eruption, Sylbaris was locked in a
single-cell, partially-under ground with stone walls, ventilated only
through a narrow grating in the door which faced away from Pelee. His
prison was the most sheltered building in the city, and it was this fact
which saved his life.
On the day of the eruption, it grew very dark. Hot air mixed with
fine ashes entered his cell through the door grating, despite his
efforts in urinating on his clothing and stuffing it in the door. The
heat lasted only a short moment, enough to cause deep burns on his
hands, arms, legs, and back, but his clothes did not ignite, and he
avoided breathing the searing-hot air.
Superheated steam and volcanic gases and dust, with temperatures
reaching over 1000 °C. flattened the buildings in the city and the
entire population burned or suffocated to death. When I visited
beautiful Martinique in 1989, and saw the jail cell, which still stands,
Sylbaris was said to be the only survivor, but in fact there was one
other man and possibly two children.
Shannon Malloy was in a car crash that caused her to be internally
decapitated; her spine was separated from her skull and all connecting
ligaments and tendons were cut loose. Despite this, she managed to
survive. Shannon had to endure several surgeries, one “fusing her skull
to her spinal cord; she suffered nerve damage that made her eyes
constantly cross and limited her speech ability. Her pelvis and ankle
were severely broken, but could not be repaired until swelling in the
brain and spinal cord reduced” (Associated Content).
4
Roy C. Sullivan
The chances of being struck by lightning are very slim; the chances
of being struck by lightning twice (on different days) is seemingly
impossible; so what are the odds of being struck by lightning seven times? With our world record holder, Roy Sullivan, the events happened as follows: 1942 – Sullivan was hit for the first time when he
was in a lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he
lost a nail on his big toe. 1969 – The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was
driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his
eyebrows. 1970 – The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard. 1972 – The next hit happened in a ranger station. The
strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of
water with him. 1973 – A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire. 1974 – Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. 1977 – The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him
when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest
and stomach.
His “lightning hats” are on display in New York’s and South Carolina’ s Guinness World Exhibit Hall.
3
Ann Hodges
Sylacauga, Alabama 1954. While Hodges was napping on her living room
couch, a grapefruit-sized meteoroid crashed through her roof and
ricocheted off her large wooden console radio, before it struck her on
the arm and hip. She was badly bruised but able to walk. The Air Force
arrived and took the meteorite from her. Ann’s husband, Eugene, hired a
lawyer to get it back. Then the landlord claimed it, wanting to sell it
in order to cover the damage done to the roof. By the time the
meteorite was returned to Ann and Eugene (over a year later) public
attention had diminished and they were unable to find a buyer willing to
pay much for the 8.5 pound alien chondrite rock. Against her husband’s
wishes, Ann donated it to the Alabama Museum of Natural History, where
it can be seen today.
2
Ben Carpenter
When crossing the street in Paw Paw, Ben Carpenter, 21 years old and
wheelchair bound, was “picked up” accidentally by a truck. He was pushed
by the semi-truck for 4 miles at 50mph, after the arms of his
wheelchair got stuck in the grill. The story goes that the driver had
stopped at a red light, and couldn’t see Carpenter crossing in front of
him. The light changed and Carpenter ended up having the ride of a
lifetime. “What I learned is that I never would want to be a Hollywood
celebrity,” he said after all the fuss being made by TV and newspapers.
“I don’t know how they do it with the TV cameras and people taking
their picture all the time. I went through it, and it was OK for a while, but a couple days was enough.” (Kalamazoo Gazette)
1
Phineas Gage
On September 13, 1848, Gage (a railway worker) was packing a hole
with gunpowder, adding a fuse and sand, and then packing the charge down
with a large tamping iron. The gunpowder ignited and the iron bar shot
through his left cheek bone and exited out the top of his head, and was
later recovered some 30 yards from the site of the accident. Within
minutes he was up and walking. A few days later he had fungus of the
brain. A couple of weeks after, 8 fluid ounces of pus from an abscess
under his scalp was released. Damage to Gage’s frontal cortex had
resulted in a complete loss of social inhibitions, which often led to
inappropriate behavior. He was no longer the same Gage that his friend’s
and family knew. Today his skull and the iron bar that shot through it
are on display at Boston’s Warren Anatomical Museum.
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